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Thursday, February 17th, 2005
3:55 pm
Long time, non?

Much has happened. Dont know where to start, really. Guess I start from the beginning, oui?

Remember that new gang from up the street? Well, turns out they was an anti-mutant hate group. No wonder they was lookin at us all hard, right? Apparently, Henri and Clopin thought it'd be a good idea to let these fuckers know where we live. Or was living. It seems they not only hated the idea of a unified guild, but generally hated mutants as a whole.

With hindsight bein behind me and all that, I ain't mad at 'em. Non. I just wish they had the balls to come to my face and say what they had to say. Lâches putréfiés. Dominique got it first. Shot her right between the eyes. Jonathan ran, the little bitch, and so did Stephanie. Morgan got it while tryin to protect the twins. They're safe, by the way. Gloria's got them in the safe house down in Mexico. The rest of guild's down there, too. Me an Louis are here pickin up the pieces before we join them.

It's taken me this long to get to a safe place where i could regroup. I wrote to Ro, she say she miss me. Asked if she could come down and stay with me for a bit. Then I told her about the guild. Now she say she definately comin to see me. Say I need a friend right now. Little do she know, what I really need is a warm bed, a home-cooked meal, and something fun to smoke. I got one, she can do the other. As for de last one, it'll be a miracle an a half if i can get my hands on some mauvaise herbe.

But then, I'm still alive, so I suppose miracles ain't so hard to come by, are they?

current mood: nervous

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Friday, April 2nd, 2004
10:44 am
Merde, that was a hell of a ride. I totally envisioned a quiet, all together to myself birthday, completely and entirely alone. Right.

The Guild threw me a party. A party fit for a 12 yeard old but a party nonetheless. It was...cute. I guess. After the twins went to bed, though? That's when it got crazy.

Kerim managed to get his hands on some LSD, and Antonio found some shrooms. *shakes head* My thieves are crazy. Remy try just about anything, but he'll never do LSD. So Antonio used his power and melted the shrooms down to liquid form, cuz there wasn't no way in hell Remy was gonna eat them things. Ugh. But that shit on top of the weed they snuck in my brownies was outta control. I don'y remember much, but what I do remember was wild. Nuffin but a mess of colors and warped faces and huge tits. Yeah, I know. Wild.

It was a good way to turn 25, though. Remy give it that much. He also think it's the last time he do anything like that.

Happy Birthday to me. :)

current mood: amused

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Friday, March 26th, 2004
9:46 am
My birthday's in 4 days. I'll be 25. Remy Eitenne LeBeau is almost an old man. What. The fuck.

current mood: paranoid

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Monday, July 14th, 2003
12:16 am
She got a twin.

What de hell is goin on!? Remy swear someone somewhere got some type of doll on him. He know it. Mebbe we steal from de wrong priestess one night, non?

I seen her in the street. I went over to talk and she look at me like I'm crazy. I'm tinkin, damn, it's like that, though? Then another she walk over, and Remy nearly came all over himself.

"Oh hey, Remy. Dis my sister, Sandra. Sandra, dis de one I was tellin you bout."

"Oh, did de one, huh?" Sandra look Remy up an down like he a piece of meat. "Yeah, he'll do, Simone. He'll do jus fine."

So Remy like, "Wtf?"

"Oh nothin, chere. I just been plottin on you, is all." Den she lick de lips, and walk away! De both of dem!!

Now what the hell do THAT mean?! I mean, I hopin it means the both of them plannin to rape me, but... It just can't be that good!

Remy tinkin he gon' leave town for a bit. Mebbe visit Ro, or sumthin. The both of them gon kill Remy. If Sandra anyting like her sister, Remy gon die.

current mood: intimidated

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Thursday, June 26th, 2003
8:12 pm
Happy Deathday!
Your name:beauvoleur
You will die on:Wednesday, March 22, 2023
You will die of:Appendicitis
Created by Quill

Funny, Remy figured he'd die between twoo beautiful women and a tiny cabana boy...

current mood: horny

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Friday, June 20th, 2003
11:48 pm
Okay, here's a little insight to what Remy have to deal wit:

Louis (telepath)
Karim (sensory overload)
Morgan (pyrokenesis)
Juan (chameleon-type powers)
Antonio (can turn anyting into liquid)
Mike (smart as HELL)
Jimmy (mind control)

Dominique (super strength, wings, tail, claws, and fangs)
Jonas (he look like a cat; Remy don't know)
Matt (another telepath)
Nathaniel (full control of light)
Stephenie (they call her Medusa. You do the math)
Kyle & Keith (they skin black as tar wit big red eyes and they teleport)

Includin both me an Jonathan, there's 26 of us all together. There used to be more 'ssasins then tieves 'till Morgan an Gene show up. Out of all, I tink Dominique is the scariest, just because she a damn gargoyle. Jonathan ain't got no "power" per say, he just look like the Devil himself. See, Jonathan a deep, bloody red, with black eyes, fangs, an claws. He big, mean, an Creole. He also got a fucked up sense of humor. Actually, come to tink of it, they all scary. Even them damn twins. Remy don't know who was crazy enough to fuck Dominique to begin wit, but he musta been an ugly son of a bitch for them to come out like that... Not that they ugly... They just creepy. It's not they fault, though. Remy actually don't mind dem too much...

Um, anyway... Juan, Mike, and Jimmy are our best thieves. Only, cuz they powers are such advantages. Yours truly excluded, the rest of our mutants need a lot more training. It's prolly cuz Ro up an left us like that, but hopefully Louis an I can get them in shape. As for our humans? They get the best work done cuz they blend wit everyone else.

It's like fuckin West Side Story in this damn house. Except, don't none of us want any of the 'ssasin women. Dominigue a damn gargoyle, Stephenie can turn men to stone if she take off her mask, an Gloria... Well... Gloria jus ugly. Not in the face or notin, she just more muscular then me. An that's not hot. At all.

But that's it. Heh, that's enough right?

Well, one of the twins want me to tuck him in. I think it's Keith. Oop, my bad. It's Kyle. Like I can tell the fuckin difference.

Remy LeBeau: professional thief turned nurse maid. It's a sad, sad world we live in.

current mood: cranky

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2:43 am
It rained tonight. Thankfully. It was gettin to damn muggy for this theif. Heh, no pun intended.

Remy took a long walk tonight. So many things happened today, he needed a break. The women were fightin in the house. Apparently, one of the twins was watchin Morgan shower. She caught im and nearly fricassied the little shit. Then Dominique swooped down an saved his little ass again. She gon hafta stop swoopin down on people, or she gon get herself shot. Anyway, she swoops down wit them wings of hers and ends up gettin burnt. Then Morgan ends up gettin bit and all hell breaks loose. I swear man, them 'sassins are a scary bunch. All the mutants, anyway. the humans are creepy in they own right, but them mutants are outright frightening. At least our mutants can pass for regular humans. These fuckers...

Anyway, we nearly lost a teleporter, an assassin wit wings AND a pyrokenetic today. That's too damn... risky for my tastes. Jonathan been all types o pissy lately, too. I think it's cuz he haven't seen the light of day in a few months, but that's jus me. But yeah, he got his dick all up in a wad cuz one of my girls tried to kill his right hand. Remy told him he crazy, and Jonathan trid to take Remy head off. Then Remy had to whoop his ss right quick, then everythin was fine.

I tell you, this unified guild was a bad idea. Remy nearly fear for his life when he lay his head down to sleep at night. Guess that's why he took that walk, yeah? Let things cool off a bit. I let you know now, though. If dat thamn Jonathan come at me tonight, Remy make his balls explode.

And you can quote him on that, too.

current mood: restless

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Thursday, June 19th, 2003
2:32 am
Magic Number11
TemperamentIf I Lose It - Run
SexualWhatever, Whenever, Whoever
Likely To WinA Place On The Bench (For The Reserves)
Me - In A WordBelligerent
Brought to you by MemeJack

Holy. Shit.

I swear, they was watchin me, whoever made that thing up was watchin me.

Fucked her again tonight. She older than me, and wasn't 'fraid to prove it. That woman... SHEESH. Remy don't know how much longer he can keep this up. She gettin a bit too personal for his taste. He don't wanna hafta kill er, but if she get too close, he gon have to.

And boy did she give brain. I nearly passed out. This woman gon be the end of me, I know it.

Remy gon to sleep now. His dick hurt.

current mood: exhausted

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Tuesday, June 17th, 2003
2:08 am
Oh, my fucking God.

The woman is Satan himself, Remy sure of it. Her dress was white. An somehow she managed to turn the purest color into the color of sin. It was tight an short, and perfect in every evil way. Remy still don't know what was holdin her in there.

Sex on legs, she was. Thick, sexy, muscular legs that were dipped in dangerous heels. I was beside myself, like a damn dog in heat. Remy didn't know they make women like that.

Needless to say, things turned out for the better, and by better I mean her bed. I was tangled in thick, curly hair and warm, thick thighs. Jus thinkin bout it make me hard again. I really don't think I can get hard again, not after tonight.

It's not gon be no regular thing. I mean, it probably will, but, that'll be all. No strings, just wild sex wit a portugese gypsy.

I should be happy. So why do I feel like shit?

current mood: confused

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Sunday, June 15th, 2003
8:49 pm
So, I met this girl, right? She tall, she classy, she got a head full of long an wild black curls wit an ass to shame that J-Lo woman. She have rich brown skin and blue eyes. Blue! Remy never seen a brown woman wit blue eyes. She look Remy right in the eye an told him he was beautifl. She takin him out to dinner tomorrow night. She also a cop.

Of all the women in New Orleans, I gotta find a fuckin cop. Merde. She beautiful, though. She got that womanly shape, wit the small torso, the tiny waist, and the huge hips and round ass. But she a cop, so she broad an muscular... and the huge hips and round ass. I told her she should be modelin'. She told me so should I. Her voice is husky. Not masculine, but a sultry, raspy sound that give me chills when she speak.

Louis gave me hell when we parted ways. Sometin bout me tinkin wit the wrong head.

Not yet, I'm not.

She gave me the "I just wanna fuck" vibe. I'm sure that's all she gon get. What I look like, messin around wit a cop? A damn fool, that's what I look like. An' Remy Eitenne LeBeau did not raise himself to be no fool.

We see about tomorrow, though. If she was that sexy in her uniform, Lord knows how she gon look in civies.

current mood: horny

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Wednesday, June 11th, 2003
2:03 am
This is outta control. It's like a broadway production to get a decent high around here. Remy told them that does twins were too young to be part of this guild, he told them. But do they listen to him? Non. Non, that would be too much like right.

So Jonathan and I are takin lines, right? Mindin' out own business, when these dumbass kids decide to break down the door and play tag amongst our feet. The table gets knocked over, the stuff goes everywhere. I nearly killed deth. Both of them right on the spot. It was a good thing Dominique swooped down on them and got 'em cuz we woulda been short two teleporters, and they hard enough to find as it is.

I fuckin hate kids.

Jonathan tought that was pretty funny, seein me mad like that. I nearly blew his nuts off, I was so pissed. I went trough Hell and high water to get that shit. He just don't know how long it's been since Remy had a good high. "Not in front of the children". If she love them so damn much, she betta keep a closer eye on them.

Jonathan an I can't seem to come to a desicion about this new crew in town. Normally, we'd kill em all an be done wit it. But because the heat's been pretty high and for every pig we see, there's two around de corner, we been forced to stay pretty low. But Remy never could tink straight wit the powder in his system.

That man's eyes be playin tricks on me, too. Just when I think I found the pupil, I loose it again. I ask him bout it, and he say to get out his face, I freakin' him out. I bet he think I'm some sort of fag. That's not de case. Remy just free wit himself, that's all. He not above the occasional romp in another man sack, but he do love that puddin. There ain't nothin like it.

I need to lay down. Or fuck, or someting. Remy don't like this almost high feelin.

I wonder how long that brothel down the street open durin the week...

current mood: high

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Monday, June 9th, 2003
11:12 am
greyyguy, huh?

Remy don't know where you got his journal name from, but hello nonetheless.

I bet it was that damn Ro, wasn't it?

That woman is DETERMINED to make me a friendly person. Ah well. I can't promise I'll be much fun, but you're welcome to come along for the ride, homme.

current mood: high

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Sunday, June 8th, 2003
12:47 pm
Can someone explain to me why the little wired ones always seem to piss me off the most?

That damned Joseph wouldn't leave me be this morning. I was hungover and I had less than five hours of sleep under my belt and he wants to come bounding in the bedroom like a bat out of hell. It's a good thing he's adorable, or I woulda killed him.

It's also a good thing Morgan came in and saved his ass, cuz I probably woulda killed him anyway.

there's a festival in town today. I doan really feel like goin, but we need a break. All this yellin and screamin ain't workin right now, so I put the talks on hold.

Besides, I need some good Creole food in me. The women Asassins don't cook for the theives. So much for unifyin' the guilds. Morgan can't cook; of don't, I'm not sure which. It's times like this that we really miss Ro.

Don't get me wrong, Morgan can hold her own in all them tough situations we been findin ourselves in. I just wish she wasn't so damn scary someitmes... I guess I can't really hold that against her. It's not her fault she got that pyrokenesis. So we deal wit it. I just can't get over her eyes.

I've never known anyone wit eyes like mine. She came to us and fucked my head up, for a number of reasons. She's beautiful, for one. Her firey hair goes real good with her skin like that, and the red in her eyes glow a bit more then mine do. She's thicker than what I normally go for, but she got the body of an amazon. Ain't no man alive that can refuse an amazon, I don't care what you say.

I'm babblin... Who knew? I haven't babbled since Ro was here-

Merde... Why am I thinkin bout her so damn much? She fuckin left us for them damn X-Men. She broke her oath to the guild and more importantly, her promise to me. She told me she never leave me and she did.

And they wonder why I'm bitter.

That's enough of that, though. I gotta get dressed and all that shit. Ugh, I need a shower first. But first I need a smoke. Ah, yes. I need a smoke.


They need to figure out some way that you can smoke and shower at the same time.

Yes. Yes they do.

current mood: hungry

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2:32 am

Well this is it. I never thought I'd actually be usin' one of these things, but you know my weakness when it come to that woman.

Or maybe you don't... Well, you shouldn't anyway, seein' as how this is my first time usin' this thing...

Ro called the house tonight and left a message for me, tellin' me how to set up this here journal. I didn't want to, but...

I never could say no to her...

At any rate, this is me. I don't know how much I'll use this thing. I've got a lot on my mind lately, with this guild under me. I don't know how I'll manage to keep them from killin' each other without her around.

Ah, well.

current mood: cranky

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